I’m Actually Doing a Post on Britney Spears

And I like it. Seriously.

It turns out that the former “pop princess” is revealing all, but not in the way you might be thinking. (Get your mind out of the gutter!) What Britney is revealing are her imperfections.  She is releasing un-airbrushed pictures of herself in an ad campaign for Candies.  And she’s not stopping there. She’s also releasing the airbrushed pics as well, so we can all clearly see the differences. Goody!

And some more.

You go girl! I mean all your other imperfections have been laid bare before the entire world, so why not this?

-Johanna

Britney’s New “Single”

I get on twitter this morning and the top trending topic is Britney’s new song. I’m not really a fan, but I did like her when I was a teenager and she was singing “Sometimes” and “baby, one more time” but she is just such trash now. Evidence- her new songs about 3 ways and Perez Hilton praises it blogging “living in sin is in!”

here’s the song, the album artwork is really cute. And believe it or not, she works “Peter, Paul and Mary” into the chorus.

I feel bad for Britney in a way because she’s worked her way up the ladder and pigeonholed herself into one thing- selling sex. The girl CAN NOT sing so she keeps churning out these ridiculous songs with her synthysized voice on top.

And she’s got no way out- there’s no way she could ever be a serious artist. She has to know that so she keeps doing the only thing she knows to do. I keep hoping eventually, she’ll just give up.

The One and Only Craig Ferguson

Ladies and Gentleman,

may I introduce Mr. Craig Ferguson:

completely ridiculous, hilarious, zany and unexplainable, answering e-mails, playing Prince Charles, Sean Connery or Michael Caine:

Or bumbling through an interview:

but his monologues I never miss. Instead of spitting out joke after joke like other late night personalities, Craig makes his into a short stand-up routine, at least trying to transition from topic to topic.

Just another reason Leno can head back to retirement.