America the Jabberwock (At least that’s how the Government sees us)

Twas greastly and the slimzy change

Did Obama make along the way.

America will never be the same

The Constitution, headed for decay.

Beware the Tea Partiers, dear Nan

The racist brutes, the blastful swarms

Beware the American people and shun

Their sckreeking halts to our ‘reforms'”

 

Nan took her ghallid gavel in hand

Long time the irksome people she fought

So confident she by her briberies

 She knew whom she had bought.

And as in nobelite thought she stood

The Tea Partiers with eyes of flame

Came droveling through the DC hood.

“Don’t tread on me!” They sang.

 

One, two! and through and through

That ghallid gavel went snicker-snack

Nan left us dead and with our heads

She went harumphing back.

“And hast thou slain democracy?

Come to arms my botoxicated Nan!

Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

Obama snortled at his plan.

 

Twas greastly and the slimzy change

Did Obama make along the way

America will never be the same

The Constitution, headed for decay.

-Johanna

 PS: All apologies to Lewis Carroll.

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2 Responses to America the Jabberwock (At least that’s how the Government sees us)

  1. Tracy says:

    Pelosi looked sooo stupid carrying that gavel around. Glenn Beck’s show was AWESOME today – I laughed several times, and that included when he used a photo of her with the gavel to really make her look like the major tool that she is.

  2. Johanna says:

    LOL! I hate all that pomp and circumstance in politics. And I really can’t wait until November.

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