Hanna’s Hotties and Notties: The Poets

December 17, 2009

Al Gore vs. Walt Whitman

I was beyond ecstatic when I learned that Al Gore read aloud his poetry of the apocolypse.  I just couldn’t wait to get home to bask in the greatness of his poetical genius. Ah yes, it’s not often one man can brag that he is best-selling author, Oscar winner, Nobel Prize winner, and Vice-president. And now, I think we must surely add Pulitzer Prize Winner to his list of accomplishments in the near future based on this heartbreaking work he so humbly created. Indeed it was a work that poured out a place of pain, of fear, and of love for our great mother earth. Wow, I am humbled just to live in the same state that birthed such magnificent greatness. If you can stand to listen, I beg you. You will be moooooved.

Gross. Seriously though, why don’t we contrast that crap from Nottie Al G. with some real poetical beauty from the likes of one of my favorites, freedom fighter Walt Whitman.

Pioneers! Oh Pioneers!

Come my tan-faced children,
Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
Have you your pistols? have you your sharp-edged axes?
Pioneers! O pioneers!

For we cannot tarry here,
We must march my darlings, we must bear the brunt of danger,
We the youthful sinewy races, all the rest on us depend,
Pioneers! O pioneers!


Hugo Chavez, The Next Global Warming Celebrity

December 17, 2009

I simply do not understand how Liberals first of all believe in the whole man-made global warming mantra, and second do not see how the rest of world is hell-bent on using it as a means to destroy the greatest country  in world. Anyone who is even remotely following the climate talks in Copenhagen, must surely be aware of all the anti-American rhetoric dribbling from the mouths of the likes of Hugo Chavez and others. And this drivel comes even as our country pledges 100 billion (yes, that’s billion with a “b”) to supposedly help developing countries address climate change needs. Yep folks, all this as we are in a recession and 12 trillion in debt. What a bunch of bunk.

And then there’s Chavez:  apparently next to AlGore (or the Goracle as he’s referred to at Hot Air), Chavez is the next  world-wide celebrity of man-made global warming. As he spewed his anti-capitalistic and anti-American rhetoric he brought the house down.  Consider these words from his speech:

“our revolution seeks to help all people…socialism, the other ghost that is probably wandering around this room, that’s the way to save the planet, capitalism is the road to hell….let’s fight against capitalism and make it obey us.”

I leave with this question: how can our political leaders not see how the rest of the world wants to use this huge farce coupled with Cap and Trade to cripple our country and bring the last beacon of freedom in the world to her knees? It’s simply astounding.

-Johanna


Jon Stewart Said Something I Liked! Is the World Coming to and End?

December 2, 2009

Oh Climategate! I’m sure Al Gore’s wheels are spinning now.  I was going to do a long, complicated post on all the ins and outs of this matter (the Sundries Shack offers a brilliant one), but then I ran across this video posted by Snarkandboobs, and I thought that Jon Stewart did an excellent job of telling the story and he’s much funnier than me. So I’ll just let him explain what’s going on in the fabricated world of Al Gore’s global warming propaganda machine. And yes, I revel in the fact these Climategate emails are finally showing Gore to be the money-hungry fraud that he is, along with all the other global warming CO2-evangalists in lock-step with him.

Now that’s what I call “An Inconvient Truth.” Oh, and kudos to Mr. Stewart for shedding some light on Climategate.  As Snarkandboobs points out, it’s more than the MSM has done.

-Hannaloves27