Skeevy Perverted Politicians

March 15, 2010

With all the latest news of the John Edward’s sex tape scandal, I wonder why it is that so many of our political figures are such sexual perverts. I understand that it’s not a new thing, but it’s really starting to get on my nerves.

The list of modern American political perverts is long and getting longer. From Bill Clinton to Barney Frank and Eliot Spitzer to Larry Craig, the perversion crosses party lines and sexual preferences. And these are all just the scandals we know about. Yet no matter what, these guys continue to get elected. We get rid of one guy, finding ourselves replaced with another even worse. Every day I turn on the TV and it seems like there is yet another scandal involving tickle fights, or hookers, or extra-marital affairs, hell even child pornography. So to me that begs the question, are these politicians deviant from the beginning, or does their perversion escalate with their power? Is there anyone out there left in American politics who is monogamous? I mean is that too much to ask?

As conservatives we talk about cleaning house and electing men and women who will truly represent us. We call for smaller government, less spending, strong defense, protection of our god-given rights under the constitution. But along with all those things, is it possible to elect men and women with morals? Or does it even matter? I would like to believe that it still does. If we are truly electing politicians to represent us, then I would hope they would do so both politically and morally. I think that for John Edwards and the rest of them, a career in the porn industry may be a better place, although, when you think about, I guess politics isn’t really that far off these days.

-Johanna

Cross-posted at POWIP


My “Antidote to this Pernicious Indoctrination into Neurosis”

February 2, 2010

 Thanks to Dan for the inspiration. 

I googled *dating advice for men* specifically, and it returned 18 million different sites dealing with this issue alone. Good grief, how did things get so fracking complicated? All these rules: be yourself, but not if your *different.* Ask her out, but use this script we provide. Keep it simple just complicates things even more. Make her feel pretty, but don’t stare at her breasts, or legs, or anywhere but her eyes, and on and on, ad infinitum. I don’t know about you, but even as a female, I see all these rules for men to follow, and it’s enough to give me indigestion. How does anyone manage to get together these days with all this madness?

I understand this is the culture we have created, and it poisons both sexes. Even though it’s been a while since I’ve been out there, I remember all too well some of the horrors of dating. So the only anitidote I can think of to give a man is this, ignore all that shit and go it alone. I am convinced you can figure it out by yourself, no matter how “socially challenged” you are.  Do you really need AskMen.com to spell it all out for you?  Now I’m  sure there will be mistakes along the way, and probably rejection. God knows, no one is perfect. But if there is a lady out there for you, it will happen, and get this, without the 18 million pages of rules, advice, and tips. Amazing right?

 Oh yeah, and just one more thing, if I wear a low-cut form-fitting dress it’s BECAUSE I want you to check out my cleavage, dammit.  So there’s that.

-Johanna

Cross-posted at POWIP


Sex Ed for the Obama Generation

September 1, 2009

cropped-012.jpgI recently discovered that state funding for abstinence education in Tennessee (where I reside) was being cut out in 2010 and will no longer be taught in the public schools. And while this particular post is not aimed to argue the merits of abstinence education, I want you to know the kind of crap put out by Planned Parenthood on sex ed for teens.  Now I have to admit the first time I discovered these sex-ed videos, I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or get really upset. As you watch the videos, you will undoubtedly tell yourself this can’t be real, but the fact is that  they are.

The first video (and my personal favorite) is entitled “Hot and Heavy.” You will want to shower after viewing and no “wiping the wiener” until you’re completely through.

And if your not dirty enough, how about “Let Me Do Me.”

If you still want more, don’t miss the “Take Care Down There Song,” “Threesome,” “I Didn’t Spew” and many other videos that are perfect for you and your teen’s sexual satisfaction.  And please don’t forget that not only do your hard-earned tax dollars go to support Planned Parenthood, but your president has earned himself a 100% rating for his support of the group.  If you still don’t believe the videos are real, please take a gander at their website takecaredownthere.org. Planned Parenthood- Sexual education for the Obama generation? Wow, that has a nice ring to it. HMMMMM????